Men, for all their bravado of how easy it is to hookup these days, are overwhelmingly terrified by the idea of being propositioned simply for sex.īrian, an MBA student who I propositioned on Bumble, the female friendly version of Tinder, coldly replied with a stop sign emoji, followed by “My priorities are family, friends, and faith. But judging by the reactions I received, no one else labored under the false delusions that I did. My approach was straightforward: “Netflix and chill? I hear it’s all the cool teen rage these days,” which I hoped would offer me an out if I was immediately rejected. This naivety (which elicited an “Oh my god, that’s so adorable” from one friend, and a “Have you ever met people before?” from another) is precisely why I had no qualms about firing off a three word missive - “Netflix and chill?” - to oh, say, I don’t know, 75 men in the last week. I truly believed “Netflix and chill” was an even cheaper way to de-pressurize dating in a still sluggish post-recession economy a romantic first act for the incredibly lazy and chronically underemployed. "No, that how we end up with chill-dren.Yes, I assumed having a date on someone’s couch probably helped lubricate nerves, among other things, more than an awkward date at a crowded restaurant, but as I said, I’ve never been asked to dinner before, being of the generation that would much rather “grab drinks” and “hang,” than place a napkin in their laps. Netflix and chill is how you end up with chill-dren. Julia: " Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass" "Hey Victoria, wanna watch netflix and chill?"Ĭode for two people going to each others houses and fucking or doing other sexual related acts Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over and watch Netflix and chill"īrad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna watch Netflix and chill?" Wanna watch Netflix and chill at my place? Romantic movies that the girl is interested in watching are ideal for getting her into the mood. "when have we ever netflixed and chilled with them here?"Īlso used to represent having a family "Yo girl lets netflix and chill us a son"Ī subtle way to lure a girl to come over to your place, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with her while something is playing on Netflix. "your parents aren't gonna be home, are they?" "Would you like to come over? Maybe, Netflix and chill?" Hence, the term can now be used in place of the word "sex". Now in day, the term has evolved to Netflix and chill, as it is the new way of inviting your partner over to be together alone, but both of you know, although you might not say it, what it will lead to. This, in turn, would lead to sexual acts by the impulsive, hormonal young humans. The term Netflix and chill was derived from the old saying "want to come over and watch a movie?" In the teenage world, that almost always meant that the parents were not home. Girl: "Hey babe, wanna come over so we can watch netflix and chill?" When you go to someone's house expecting to watch netflix and hang out, but they actually wanted to fuck. Okay kids you guys behave we're just going to go in the room and watch Netflix and chill. Using Netflix as a background noise to keep the kids from knowing you're having sex in the other room. Jade - "Babe, Netflix and chill means you are horny and want to fuck" Jade - " Sure babe do you have protection?"īrenny - "Wait I thought we was gonna watch that new show on netflix" Brenny - "Hey bae wanna come over and watch netflix and chill" This is some what similar to a Booty Call but misleading. When your boyfriend/girlfriend asks you to come over to their place and have sex.
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